Exhibit A: Cathy Cruz Marrero decided she needed to send a text while walking through the Bershire Mall in Pennyslvania. OMG-- The fountain got in her way. Feel free to LOL while we re-cue the tape a few more times.
Cathy would have stayed anonymous but she decided to file a complaint, hire a lawyer, and cry foul. No seriously-- she cried during a news interview about being laughed at by millions. Had Cathy Cruz Marrero stayed quiet, we would have never known the identity of the tumbling texter. Just between us, don't text and walk. If you end up taking a dive, don't sue; just laugh it off because that's what the rest of us will be doing.